I have resigned and will no longer be available to keep good on the promise below. I will keep it linked here for posterity, and I hope it inspires others to go that way.
Madara Uchiha, second Rikudo. ex-♦ Moderator on Stack Overflow and Anime and Manga. The most powerful shinobi of the time. Mess with me, and I will drop a meteor on your head.
Pleased to meet you :)
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